But, I wonder, I mean, would it go away? Wouldn’t all the hate still bother us? We’d still be able to see it, right?

True Blood, 5.07, In the Beginning (2012)

  07:31 pm, by amonkeyswedding 1

Yeah, right.

We don’t have time to worry about you.

First of all, I’ve seen enough horror movies to know you don’t split up when you’re in a big, scary asylum and there’s a crazed killer on the loose. Second, I think it’s fair to say that my microwave fingers and the sun are about the only things around here that seem to have any effect on Russell, so the way I see it, it’s me protecting you from him, instead of the other way around. Third, I got a headache and I gotta pee something fierce, so I’d just as soon get this over with.

True Blood, 5.05, Let’s Boot and Rally (2012)

  06:13 pm, by amonkeyswedding

I just keep thinking that if I make the right choice, all this madness will end and my life will go back to normal. But it’s not gonna end, is it? This is it. It’s not gonna change. We say goodbye, and the next thing, you guys are back in my house and a 3,000-year-old vampire wants to suck my blood. Must be Thursday! Well, come on. What are y’all waiting for? Let’s go hunt Russell. Onwards into the jaws of death! Boot and rally!

True Blood, 5.05, Let’s Boot and Rally (2012)

  05:59 pm, by amonkeyswedding 1

True Blood, 5.06, Hopeless (2012)

E il Premio Faccia da Salame va a…

  05:52 pm, by amonkeyswedding 3

True Blood, 5.06, Hopeless (2012)

05:51 pm, by amonkeyswedding